- Why are vim users so egocentric? – Because they begin every sentence with “I”.
- Why is Emacs missing from the official Ubuntu CD? – Because Ubuntu is a “Linux for human beings”.
- The only rule of programming in perl: letters should not overlap.
- Some people, when confronted with a problem, think “I know, I’ll use regular expressions.” Now they have two problems. (Jamie Zawinski, in comp.emacs.xemacs)
- ‘Ubuntu’ is an old African word meaning “I can’t configure Debian.”
- `vim’ is an old African word meaning “How do you close that f@($!^g s#1t!?”
- “To the untutored eye, Lisp is a strange programming language.” - an actual quote from the An Introduction to Programming in Emacs Lisp by Robert J. Chassell.
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